Scott Cooper sits across from the most chaotic porch‑swing philosopher in the SWF multiverse. Shawn FX is wearing sunglasses indoors, a hoodie that says “I Kicked Out at 2.999”, and the unmistakable aura of a man who has been screwed, vindicated, reborn, and caffeinated all in the same week.

Below is the full interview — unfiltered, unedited, and undeniably FX.

⭐ 20 QUESTIONS

1. How are you feeling

FX: Like a man who got fast‑counted in Philly and still walked out prettier than the Liberty Bell.

2. What happened Sunday

FX: What happened is Ben Hall counted like he had dinner reservations. That wasn’t a three count — that was a suggestion.

3. Do you blame Adam Glory

FX: I don’t blame Adam. I blame gravity, fate, and whoever hired Hall.

4. Is this a rivalry now

FX: Rivalry? Brother, this is a lifestyle now.

5. What’s your message to Glory

FX: Shine that belt. I’m coming back for the sequel.

6. Thoughts on the crowd in Philly

FX: Philly booed me, cheered me, booed me again, then asked for cheesesteaks. I respect the chaos.

7. What did the porch swing think

FX: Porch swing said, “Brother, you should’ve ducked the lariat.”

8. How’s your body holding up

FX: My spine is filing a complaint with HR.

9. What’s next for you

FX: Revenge. Redemption. And maybe a nap.

10. Any regrets

FX: I regret trusting a man named Ben.

11. What’s your training plan now

FX: Cardio, weights, and yelling at clouds.

12. Describe Adam Glory in one word

FX: Shiny.

13. Describe yourself in one word

FX: Unreturnable.

14. What’s your favorite move right now

FX: The “Please Don’t Fast Count Me Again” roll‑up.

15. What’s your least favorite move right now

FX: Anything Adam Glory does.

16. What’s your message to the fans

FX: Keep chanting. I feed on your noise.

17. What’s your message to Ben Hall

FX: I hope your watch breaks.

18. What’s your message to management

FX: Book the rematch. Don’t make me come upstairs.

19. What’s your message to APEX

FX: Stay out of my business unless you want porch‑swing smoke.

20. Final words for Glory

FX: You didn’t beat me. You survived me. There’s a difference.