The lavish Velvet Estate begins to slowly come into view. There's fountains. There's servants. There's gardens. There's pools. There's *ahem* a lot of nudity.

The narrator blushes.

"Let's cut the formalities shall we?"

Velvet looks into the camera.

Raven Allure know your place.

"Velvetverse this and Velvetverse that."

The Velvet Empress shakes her head.

"If you haven't noticed the Velvet Empress is more than a little bit busy dealing with Miss USA and not one but two clowns who like to steal things and be wreckless hoodlums. Of course I'm talking about Jinx Jester & The Trickster Sister... who else?"

Velvet takes a slow sip of her red wine.

"Raven Allure, you lost to Jessica Shimmer... clean... 1, 2, 3 in the center of the ring. I didn't become who I am today by not knowing every single one of my opponents and every possible opponent. Yet here you are Miss Identity Crisis with your cute little black cat claiming you're a Queen? Sorry peasant. That throne is rightfully taken!"

Velvet laughs

"The Velvetverse belongs to me and will always belong to me. Keep dreaming! Meanwhile, keep leveling up. Keep waiting in line. Get your own persona. Get a boyfriend, cat lady! Get a life! Are you going to try to steal what's mine too? Hooligan."

Velvet throws her head back. Her crown almost falls off.

"Ha! Ha! Ha!"

2 men and 2 women can be seen feeding her grapes. 🍇

"Send this recording to this so-called Raven Allure creature. I'm in the mood to be amused. Maybe she'll have something clever to say in response."

The Velvet Empress smiles mischievously.

"Game on!"